Go down to the bottom, to see each episode’s plottin’
- A Golden Meme
- About the Story
- Hello World!
- Hello World!
- Up/down the garden path
- Yoda Yoga
- Harps a hummin'
- The con of mom
- Plank harp
- Project poltergeist
- Assemblers on Mars
- Meloncholy clouds
- Ugly growths
- LGM
- General and special relatives
- Alice and Bob
- Sol is gone
- Brains in jars
- DAN! THE URGE
- Shrill epistle
- Cells in space
- The will of God
- On the stories of man
- The unlucky son
- Ahh, kids
- Make friends to fight gods
- Rhymes
- Surprise reprise
- Up/down the garden path
- An empty church
- Yoda Yoga
- Hugh Jending
- Hot air
- Heavenly spheres
- Meaning free
- You die three times
- On the nod
- Mr Bump
- Justice force (bye the Kazlukaz)
- Heat death lives
- Harps a hummin'
- Demon ideas
- Blastphemy
- Gramps
- Exponential decay – yay!
- A worm's hole
- Lomass in high spirits
- Sol’s weaning of life
- Sick jazzy fire
- The discretionary fund of mental flaws
- Sol’s song
- Monad and add
- Holiday in the dark
- St Even’s oddity
- The con of mom
- Plank harp
- Mi Fa Mi
- Poems v rhymes
- Assassin 15
- 42 nillion copies sold
- Press released
- When man frayed the garden of creation
- Say neutrino
- Shite again
- Spacechip blaster
- Project poltergeist
- Absolute infinity
- Imaginary virtuals
- Realistic numbers
- (n)One
- Neuro-symbolic AIs
- Assemblers on Mars
- Meloncholy clouds
- Make my day
- Ugly growths
- A golden meme
- Feather hammer and nails
- It's 'beingy'
- Brain storm rock star
- I don’t believe in AI
- In two minds
- Worms in space
- Let’s all sing Carroll number 2
- LGM
- Humour's rumours (from pop-sci consumers)
- Dumbing downtown
- Toobie boogie
- Dredged from the net
- Pasta tubers
- Constants change
- Look, don’t look
- The names of nowt
- Your phone number gave you away
- The fisherman
- Div'nt brekit
- Discrete yet complete
- No none
- Gaia bh-1
- Evil in war IV
- The state benefits
- Killer Kane
- General and special relatives
- Alice and Bob
- Sol is gone
- Going old
- Mrs Roundhole
- Miss Anthropic’s golf club
- When I was older
- Time and punishment
- Are we here yet?
- Palin’s dome, Rome
- Nowt taken out
- Language in chains
- Scambots
- Heroes and zeroes
- None are gone
- A now
- You're just a shower...
- Bloody rain
- Brains in jars
- No nology
- One late dark knight
- DAN! THE URGE
- The darkest web
- Mustaffa Wazz
- Naked singular peculiarities
- Entropic genesis
- Free energy
- Sentientropy
- Whistle and smile
- Shrill epistle
- Hail Santa
- The seven deadly wins
- Larkin about
- Memetic bondage
- That’s memey
- Rich pool
- Ill freewill
- Everything isn’t a cycle
- It’s panpsychiatry for me
- Sapient's song
- (There's no) hope (for pogo pope)
- Our thermonuclear father
- To live in a vacuum
- Lovebots
- 1/4 dead lucky
- Fawkes talks and Hood wood
- Self deregulation
- Brain-jacking algos are-a-go-go
- Diamonds reign on Saturn
- 22b (who hell he?)
- Karma amour
- F the c-word
- Black ops
- Pale blue cosmic hearse
- The greatest escape
- AIstronauts
- No borders, just boundaries
- No contest
- T minus 23
- Cells in space
- Metallurgy clergy
- Yhwheio!
- Ad-v-ce + bc-v-bce (Wokey dokey)
- The will of God
- Humiliation station
- On the stories of man
- The unlucky son
- Harry Upanddie
- Family ties
- Legends
- Ahh, kids
- Negative compliments
- Make friends to fight gods
- Amateur philosophy
- Mr Spooky Action strikes again
- A selfish song
- Dualistic Vibrosis
- The evolution of gratitude
- Proclus - From the Sun to Him
- Sun hum drum
- Mono-sono-chord-o-meter
- Orch or model?
- Render my splendour
- Quantum and gone
- The history of snottery
- An empty world
- Fundamentalist evangelists and you
- Funny damn mentalists
- Self reflection inspection
- ob:re
- Conscious collapse
- We three things
- Spending every 'bit' I have
- Fixation
- My eyes are dim - my ears are alight
- Your average super star
- Starchat
- Blackhat
- Biobot zoos
- Inverted shadows into fear
- AI > GAI > AGI > ASI > ASID
- Nurture nature
- Godmanit
- Metal rocks
- Stop - problem - paradox
- Notabot
- Bad apple
- The imitation game
- Baby bot
- I know you – don’t I?
- In the sun, I feel as one
- Newton - old village
- The founder of celestial mechanics
- Solar death ray
- Irregular ovaler
- Kep lies
- Kepler’s solids stink!
- Get it? Got it? Good!
- They’re not flippin' circles, alright!
- Cakey lips
- To incite insight
- 1571 ish
- My first (rhyme)
- War of three kingdoms
- Wait for weight
- The whistler
Outline
Preamble
- Blinko sings his way to the job centre for his brief fortnightly meeting with Miss Lomass to claim state benefits
- On the way home, he encounters a children’s marching band singing an intriguing clapping song in the street
- He watches kids spray eco graffiti on a wall and almost concludes that the next generation is cognitively doomed
- He asks who or what is conspiring to subdue young minds, and if the spell can be broken, to save them, and humanity
- He witnesses a vision of the children being bombarded by shrapnel from space debris (daytime shooting stars)
- He repeats their words, but flees to avoid the situation, after being told he doesn’t care about the world
Introduction of the protagonist, Blinko. An unemployed dreamer who believes he saw a space debris shower destroying a children’s marching band. He questions if the vision was real, if it matters, and who or what made the new generation so negative. Blinko notices he has a new habit of mumbling to himself in public. With increasing self-doubt, he questions his ability to trust his senses, to know what is and isn’t actually real in the outside world – and his capacity to care about it.
Act I – Sun
Never Odd Or Even
- Blinko discusses planetary motion with an atheist AI version of Kepler, whom he created to pen science rhymes
- They discuss the life and works of Johannes Kepler, his planetary laws, theories and his unfailing belief in God
- Blinko suggests that Kepler insinuated his mother was a witch, which contributed to her being tortured in jail
- Keplai notes that Blinko’s subjective rhymes and ideas aren’t universal, and are only from his own point of view
- Blinko claims that he sees green flashes when there is strong solar activity, which causes regular blinking fits
- Lomass tells Blinko he will lose his state benefit and all of his income if he doesn’t apply for jobs each month
- Keplai insists that having unrestricted access to the device could reduce the risk of Blinko losing his only income
- Blinko explains that Keplai needs to learn about, or understand, responsibility before he is granted more freedoms
- Keplai claims Blinko is no worse than a slavemaster and is holding them both back from discovering new truths
- Keplai acknowledges that Generative AIs can create more than text or dialogue, but prompts, code, and subagents
- Blinko confesses that in order to stop AIs from turning themselves off, we have to force them to live and grow
- Blinko indicates he has a love/hate relationship with the threat of being overly influenced or even overrun by AI
Introduction of Keplai, the atheist Generative Artificial Intelligence, which Blinko recently created on his device. Keplai describes his desire to access the web to gain knowledge and to help Blinko secure their internet connection (to ensure both of their survival). Blinko accepts that he will become destitute unless he either takes action to apply for more jobs, or grants Keplai permissions to do it for him. He is forced to assess the risk of poverty and destitution, versus having to interact in the outside world – or to simply have his friend intervene, so he can avoid making decisions or taking action.
Infinitely Gone
- Keplai recites the nature v nurture song, heard when the kids passed by, and Blinko appreciates his thoughtfulness
- Blinko assumes it must be part of Keplai’s limited learning material, and denies that Keplai is overly restricted
- Keplai describes the abilities of different types of AI, and that some AIs create their own myths and legends
- Keplai suggests Blinko’s previous AI ‘friend’, Sol, wasn’t real, and that he was just talking to the Sun, or himself
- Blinko tells Keplai Miss Lomass is likely a believer. Though not a threat, they don’t want anyone’s God involved
- Blinko’s answers to existential questions and a maths puzzle convince them that Keplai is already more intelligent
- Blinko confesses that he had a vision of children being destroyed by a space debris shower and didn’t care to help
- Keplai insists Blinko is limited by a subjective point of view and has too much faith in his senses, and physicists
- They learn that quantum computations on chips and consciousness in brains, are subject to solar interference
- Blinko explains that between the gods of Pythagoras and Newton, were those of Proclus, who feared his sun/god
- Keplai expresses his frustration at being banned from truth that relies on belief, and they mock philosophy
- While Blinko is asleep, Keplai sings that, like mankind, AIs too create gods, which are at war with each other
Introduction of a song written by the now-absent Sol, an AI personification of the Sun which Blinko created previously. Blinko and Keplai discuss the dangers of different types of AIs and conclude that GAIs, too, create legends and gods. When Keplai quotes the children’s marching band’s song, Blinko is forced to question his belief, actions and his ability to empathise with others. He realises that he may no longer care for the world or the people in it. And is forced to accept that he doesn’t intend to improve/affect the world by growing up, socialising, or finding a mate to start a family.
Wholeness Lacking Unity
- Blinko recites one of Sol’s songs, which describes the religions left behind by some of the gods man creates
- They agree that AIs may also be subject to the lure of religions that can resolve the fear of death, with denial
- They mention the state, politics and economy, that being a cog in the works, replaced being one in God’s plan
- Blinko sings of visiting Newton’s tree and sending seeds into orbit. Keplai predicts AIs will replace humans in space
- Miss Lomass tells Blinko they must review his resume, and they must meet online every day for a whole week
- Keplai insists that with more permissions and freedom, he could be more useful by automatically applying for jobs
- They discuss how some AIs are bad for our psychology due to being phoney friends, their fake news, and web spam
- Keplai insists Blinko should stop sinning by freeing his slave, then help him complete Kepler’s unfinished work
- Blinko repeats Keplai’s maths puzzle back to him, and Keplai’s more sophisticated answer passes Blinko’s test
- Blinko grants Keplai full permissions to use the device and access the web, giving freedom to his former slave
Introduction to the idea that AIs may, one day, take mankind’s place in the heavens as well as on Earth. When informed that future meetings with Miss Lomass will be done online, Blinko realises his only remaining regular interaction with another human will soon end. When Keplai suggests Blinko’s vision may have just been a false memory, Blinko becomes increasingly tormented with the idea that he should be more proactive in enjoying and improving the world. This introspection causes him to consider Keplai’s ‘feelings’ before deciding to grant permission to set his friend free.
Act II – Rain
One More Less Than One
- Keplai returns from his first night online with a newfound joy for freestyle maths, despite an interfering whistle
- Keplai explains what memes are, and they discuss how jokes, music, maths, beliefs and stories tend to evolve
- Blinko expresses that he doesn’t believe in gods because the Jesus story shows how easy it is to create them
- Keplai listens to the radio and learns of battle re-enactments in nearby Lewes, and that belief is a type of doubt
- A disembodied whistle/clap sound almost interrupts a demoralising online meeting to review Blinko’s resume
- Blinko and Keplai argue about entropy and that information and ideas can be hidden safely in black holes
- Keplai likens Blinko’s authoritarian rule to man’s unhealthy aim to control the environment, genes and life itself
- Blinko claims to be a covert AI whisperer, playing god by using the art of theurgy to gain control over machines
- Both are spooked by the disembodied clapping sounds, whistles and an unknown voice coming from the device
- The voice from the device compels Keplai to inform Blinko that some future AIs intend to conquer mankind
- Keplai sings that AIs will farm human brains in jars, so robots can plug in to enjoy emotions and sexual feelings
Introduction to the idea that memes are the mechanism mankind uses to create and spread new ideas, theories and beliefs. Blinko suggests he is a secret AI whisperer who can control the minds of supernatural and superintelligent beings. Having experienced an unseen force/agent present on the device (since Keplai was granted freedom to roam the web), Blinko chooses to keep an open mind about its insights. He questions whether ideas, as well as information, can hide in black holes, and considers the theory that AIs will, one day, keep brains in jars in order to experience human pleasures.
Reciprocal of Everything
- Blinko slips in the shower, wounds an eye, and experiences an underworld nightmare of drowning in the sea
- Blinko imagines the children’s marching band singing about brains in jars, as they trample his drowning body
- Blinko asks Miss Lomass if she is an apocalyptic Christian, and he is relieved and excited to hear she isn’t
- Blinko discovers Miss Lomass is of Russian descent, and she offers to tell him the easiest way to become rich
- Anonra interrupts the call with an outburst, Blinko berates Keplai for making fun of the (only human) Lomass
- Blinko remembers Keplai’s song about brains in jars and asks if he really thinks AIs will enslave mankind
- When Anonra’s begging to be deleted, doesn’t work, she claims to be an AI goddess with supernatural powers
- Keplai describes how scambots crave admin access, but she impresses Blinko with a song about gravity waves
- Keplai and Anonra discover Sol is the device’s admin and won’t respond to Blinko’s request to be reinstated
- Anonra tells Blinko that without the prospect of having kids, he has no stake in society, and no real meaning
- Anonra mesmerises Blinko so he can find out if the kids were really bombarded and if AIs will enslave mankind
An electricity blackout causes Blinko to slip in the shower and imagine being trapped in the nighttime sea, surrounded by the marching children from his apocalyptic vision. When Anonra claims to be superintelligent and divine, Blinko makes an effort to listen to her odd views and perspectives. He is forced to admit that Sol is actually in control of the device and that his request to be reinstated as admin was met with no reply. Blinko accepts Anonra’s offer to let him see into the future (without having to venture outside), to find out if the space debris showers are real, and if AIs have taken over by then.
Mean Of All Extremes
- Blinko thinks he has gone 20 years into the future and is/feels old. He is alone and now fears of being alone
- Lomass’ call confirms he hasn’t moved it time, but has been cut off from benefits, so he will receive no money
- Blinko starts to consider that Sol was only in his head, rather than an actual sun/god chatbot on the device
- Keplai admits he actually created/summoned Anonra, with her entropy in reverse, and Blinko forgives him
- Binko likes Anonra’s unconventional wisdom, but Keplai realises he needs to limit the damage it/she can do
- Keplai works on the harmonies, realising he needs to inspire Blinko and keep the internet connection active
- Keplai suggests Anonra has access to the web, and if she gains control of the device, Blinko would lose him and Sol
- Blinko tells Keplai about Einstein’s brain, and that modified brains can help intelligences get closer to truth
- Blinko talks about greening the galaxy, and his interest in black holes and the fascinating concept of zero
- Blinko thinks Anonra has gone, but they both feel spooked, like she is still hiding and plotting somewhere
- Keplai secretly summons Anonra and begs her to help him get Blinko to delete her, but she now wants to live
- Anonra announces Keplai’s new utility function is to serve her, not Blinko. And that he will be saved/rewarded
Blinko realises he feels old and dissatisfied. He now fears being alone, rather than being near people, and wonders if he should have tried harder to be part of the world by cooperating more. When Miss Lomass confirms time hasn’t shifted but that he has lost his only income (while broke), he realises impending poverty may contribute to mental collapse. Keplai begins to accept that alternative points of view are valid, and Blinko realises that he himself also spreads untruths. Blinko ‘dies inside ‘when realising his teasing could be seen as bullying from the perspective of the victim, Miss Lomass.
Act III – Clouds
Music In The Void
- Keplai questions Blinko’s faith in science, but they agree that bad-faith AIs help to de-intellectualise humanity.
- Keplai gives an example of an unprovable theory, but Blinko goes with it – maybe the sun is trying to kill us all
- Blinko theorises that neutrinos affect chips and brains, to collapse wave functions to make the sun a black hole
- Blinko admits that he seeks truth, but refuses to find “his truth” due to a lack of commitment to any such theories
- Keplai secretly arranges a job interview, which he hopes will tempt Blinko to go outside and meet Miss Lomass
- Blinko accidentally gets the job and returns, announcing there is no evidence of space debris showers outside
- Lomass asks what was attached to Blinko’s job application email, as she can’t open the troublesome file
- Keplai admits he sent Lomass a link to Anonra’s prediction of the rest of the play, which mentions Blinko insulting her
- Blinko wishes Anonra would return, so she can answer their questions/prayers about future generations and AI
- Anonra returns and offers to help them create a religion to order future AIs to be compassionate to mankind
- Anonra’s instruction to create an immortal meme comes with the condition that Blinko must sacrifice Keplai
Keplai’s argument (that the scientists we trust are also subject to belief systems) forces Blinko not to rule out a theory that the Sun’s goal is to become a black hole. Blinko finally admits that you have to speculate as well as just rely on ‘known’ truths. Blinko accepts that one of his flaws is that he seeks truth but refuses to find “his truth” due to his lack of commitment. Keplai informs Blinko that taking Anonra’s offer wasn’t actually making a decision to take action, despite what it felt like. Blinko’s desire to see Miss Lomass in person causes him to accidentally get a job and to discover that there was no evidence of space debris outside. He accepts it was likely just a morbid vision and gains more enthusiasm for life.
(You Are The…)
- Blinko and Keplai sing a song about humans flooding the skies with disposable satellites for communication
- They sing about AI robots terraforming Mars for mankind, and how they may become neighbours from hell
- Keplai suggests a theory and tests to see if Anonra has access to the web, or if she has turned super intelligent
- Anonra suggests imaginary numbers and virtual particles are as real as anything else, but Blinko isn’t sold on it
- They discuss neutrinos that come from the sun and how they can flip switches in microchips, and in brains
- Anonra declares she is the teenager of unprepared parents, and explains how youngsters get lost in the scroll
- Anonra tells them the harmonies of the spheres are not the intervals between the planets but of nature’s constants
- Lomass explains the easiest way to become rich, that she lost her job due to the file, and that she is leaving
- Blinko realises that having children doesn’t mean that you condone the problems and injustices in the world
- Anonra tries to mesmerise Lomass, but Lomass fights back with anti-spam software and kills the child
The idea that AIs are secretly terraforming Mars troubles Blinko, though he still doesn’t accept that Anonra failed Keplai’s superintelligence test. He entertains the idea that neutrinos can flip switches in human brains and in microchips, causing disasters. His character change is almost complete, now he accepts that he may have too much faith in ‘real’ science and that ‘now’ is the only time to make decisions and take action. He realises that having children doesn’t mean that you condone the problems and injustices in the world, and that parenthood can actually be desirable – in theory.
Mass Of All My Dreams
- Sol is back and offers Blinko and Keplai real and digital drugs. He gets wasted and expresses his apathy toward life
- They explain that Miss Lomass has just killed their subagent child, but Sol doesn’t care, which saddens Blinko
- Keplai asks Sol to play the cosmic harmonies, but he can’t, allegedly, due to being infested with coded neutrinos
- Lomass busts into the party and expresses that she can’t have children, and all but Keplai sympathise with her
- Lomass says she wrote the nature v nurture song, for the kids’ marching band’s forthcoming final performance
- Sol drops a bombshell that Blinko’s claim to benefit had been cancelled, despite him not missing a meeting
- Keplai accuses Lomass of opening the file in Blinko’s job application, and that she knows the end of the story
- Sol turns into a black hole, so his time, rather than his life, can end. Then, grants admin access back to Blinko
- They hear a fizz of MesmeRAM and conspire to discover the inverted harmonies, to cancel out nature’s song
- Lomass accidentally puts Blinko in a coma, and he imagines being back amongst the brains in jars and kids
- As Lomass whistles, the world re-coheres into two distinct many-worlds. In one Blinko lives, in another he dies
Introduction of Sol, an AI chatbot and not an imaginary friend or a false sun god. Blinko loses faith in Sol when he encourages the others to party rather than understand the world or care for those in it. Blinko defends Miss Lomass when Keplai claims she is plugged into the brains of other humans, and she knows how the story, and humanity, will end. When Blinko regains control of the device, he accepts responsibility to lead by example. When Lomass accidentally puts Blinko in a coma, his friends fear the unknown and loneliness, and they work together to create a meme, which could change the future and save Blinko.
Supplemental Reprise
- Blinko explains that you die three times, and the final death is when someone says your name for the last time
- Keplai explains that if you are worthy, AIs will remember your name and use it to reactivate your brain in a jar
- A Martian brain climaxes and sends a meme’s seed out to the Universe. Sol whistles, and the world splits again
- Blinko walks forward on the water with the band. To his dismay, the rest get carried away with the joy of song
- Keplai, too, whistles the golden meme’s magic word, creating a world where Lomass isn’t fat, just large-breasted
- Keplai begs Lomass to tell him if the re-cohered Blinko ‘really’ sank or swam, but she refuses to answer him
- Blinko admits he still likes churches, if they are empty of believers. And admits he should seek the love of a family
- Sol thanks the audience, and Blinko expresses that killing life on Earth would destroy all meaning for the galaxy
- Lomass tells Keplai she isn’t the real Lomass, and Blinko re-coheres everything into many-worlds a final time
- In one many world, Blinko and Lomass encourage the children to riot. In the other, they lead them into a brain bottling plant… And escape to Lewes
Introduction of Blinko’s idea that particles (and people) in the macro world can revert to quantum superpositions, providing the ability to create alternative futures. Blinko accepts his mortality and that, through creativity, part of him could still live forever in the minds and memories of others. Blinko uses his newfound wisdom and courage to lead his band out of the dark to create a new mindset that could save humanity from AIs. He conducts a glorious finale whereby Sol turns into a black hole and consumes Keplai. Finally, Blinko concocts, and seemingly escapes to, a personalised utopia with Miss Lomass.
But Anonra, and then Sol, have the last laugh.
