A disc-shaped world would be way cool, but the rest is just balls
Pyramids are the best place, for a king’s treasure to be buried
And no, that’s not a battery, just a jar for plating jewellery
If you didn’t read up on ancient electrolysis, it’s ok, don’t be worried
Chemtrails could just be man-made lines of cloud
Moist air compressed, by jet engines
But a video’s easier to digest than a textbook
Dare I say, without offending
Some folk just want to choose their own answers
Yet when fact-checked, their theories fail our test
But the algo likes followers
To get more views, and ad revenues
So their ideas are deemed the best
Being sucked down through a tube into the sticky net
Disguisin’ how to enliven, not enwisen, the hoard
Dishing dirt to sensationalise established facts —
Ensures loyal followers, don’t get too bored
“The ISS excretes bags of human waste”, now often ID’d as UFOs
“A ball of poo hides inside. It’s true” Just follow your nose
“They drink their own pee”, and talk shit, NASA caught on-mass ’a fakin’
Since that pigeon crap was mistaken, for the moment of creation
And it’s not just alt-science, now history…
Is too, being sold, as a great new mystery