Biologists think they are biochemists
Biochemists think they are physical chemists
Physical chemists think they are physicists
And physicists think they are gods
God thinks he’s a bright mathematician
But with all this uncertainty
Quickly, he learns that he
Needs to be a statistician
…Cos, you can wave goodbye, to your functions
In this eternally collapsing circus
Where physics without thought, is chemistry
And maths, is physics without purpose