Bloody rain
Not again
What a pain
Bloody rain
What a shame
For the vain
Squally showers
Squally showers
Optimistic British folly
Squally showers
Squally showers
I came outside without my brolly
Squally showers
Squally showers
Hoping for the mid-day sun
Squally showers
Squally showers
A mad dog of an Englishman
Splish splash
Splish splash
Wet hair
I wouldn’t care
We’re scared of rain
For reasons vain
So, everybody goes in
By Jove
There’s sun in Hove
But Brighton’s fighting lightning
A freaky hosing, for those posing
Bloody rain
I’ve got product in my eyes
Bubbles on my collar
Saturating my shoulders
Stinging
I can’t watch the flood!