Bloody rain

Bloody rain

Not again

What a pain

 

Bloody rain

What a shame

For the vain

 

Squally showers

Squally showers

Optimistic British folly

Squally showers

Squally showers

I came outside without my brolly

Squally showers

Squally showers

Hoping for the mid-day sun

Squally showers

Squally showers

A mad dog of an Englishman

 

Splish splash

Splish splash

 

Wet hair

I wouldn’t care

We’re scared of rain

For reasons vain

So, everybody goes in

 

By Jove

There’s sun in Hove

But Brighton’s fighting lightning

A freaky hosing, for those posing

 

Bloody rain

I’ve got product in my eyes

Bubbles on my collar

Saturating my shoulders

Stinging

I can’t watch the flood!