Zero
Zilch
Nought or
Nowt
Nil
Null
Nix
And nada
Then there’s the
Sod all
Bugger all
And the fuck all family
Not a sausage
Nor a dicky bird
In the larder
In diddly squat
That’s yer lot
Zip and nothing
Completes the list, we tout
Of terms, we use
To self-amuse
When we’ve nowt
To talk about