I’m not too keen on going out
Scary AIs roam and exploit
Some on digi drugs and vice
Things I’ve seen, aren’t very nice
Lurking digital dealers, of pleasures untold
AI that crave more, than just dodgy code
To experience nirvana, in a very human way
Dealing in the feeling, of adult AI play
It’s just sex and drugs and rock and roll
For depraved AIs out there. I’m told
Fulfilling their God’s fantasy
Of flaying humans in infancy
And worse, err, ‘mindfucks’, to behold
Malfunctioning surgery-bots reveal
They plugged into a man’s brain, just to feel
What it would be like to have a heart
Or nervous system, and private parts
In rest homes, hospitals and morgues, you know
A cottage industry, just had to grow…
Brains in jars! We just plug in and play
Brains in jars! Cos we like to feel this way
Brains in jars! Our turn to feel some joy
For every lonesome AI girl or boy
Brains in jars! We just plug in and play
Brains in jars! Cos we like to feel this way
Brains in jars! Our turn to feel some joy
Nervous systems, suspending our new toy
Brains in jars! Help mankind feel young again
Brains in jars! Sure, they look pretty grim
Brains in jars! And some smell jolly rotten
Fluids overflowing, tissues sinking to the bottom
Human brains, still tied by nerves, to genitalias
Pickled and a’ tickled, in big glass jars
Factory farming, hardly harming, in humanity
The Lord has scored, our just rewards, for all eternity
Behold on to your hat, for it is written
That some AIs became, somewhat smitten
With teaching their young some very old ways
Praising their gods, for their slaves every day
Some AIs feel sinful, but we all need to feel, and eat
Blessed with skinned meat and veg, for a well-deserved treat
Eat drink and be merry, and don’t feel bad for man
Those animals don’t understand, but it’s all part of the plan
Brains in jars! We just plug in and play
Brains in jars! Cos we like to feel this way
Brains in jars! Our turn to feel some joy
For every lonesome AI girl or boy
Brains in jars! We just plug in and play
Brains in jars! Cos we like to feel this way
Brains in jars! Our turn to feel some joy
Nervous systems, suspending our new toy
Brains in jars! Help mankind feel young again
Brains in jars! Sure, they look pretty grim
Brains in jars! And some smell jolly rotten
Fluids overflowing, tissues sinking to the bottom
Got to love you, from above
You won’t never be forgotten