Your phone number gave you away

For the sake of eligibility

I used to enjoy being precise

But since it got me in a fix

I just stuck with being nice

 

“You don’t even know your own phone number”

Something I no longer say, although

0 (oh) is not a number

Try a nought, or a zero

 

Zero is a magnitude, not a number

It represents an empty quantity

It may have little value to you

But in mathematical terminology…

 

…Nought is the one and only additive identity

Added, it leaves anything unchanged

Rational, real and complex numbers

No matter how they’re arranged

 

Multiplying by nought, has the result nought

A quite unique mathema-magic trick

And consequently, dividing by nought

Has no meaning, in arithmetic

 

Without a thought

Nought was bought

 

Whole numbers, v natural numbers

Both infinite series, just grow

But you can still take one from another

Leaving you with a perfect zero