Zero
Zilch
Nought or
Nowt
Nil
Null
Nix and
Nada
Then there’s the
Sod all
Bugger all
And fuck all family
Not a sausage
Or a dicky bird
In the larder
In diddly squat
Thats yer lot
Zip and nothing
Completes the list, no doubt
Of terms we use
To self-amuse
When we’ve nothing
To talk about