The speed of time, is one second per second
But that’s if your spacetime is flat
It goes much slower, if you sit near a fatty
But I’ve no time to think about that
Johannes Kepler was born in December 1571. A premature child who reckoned
The pregnancy lasted 224 days, 9 hours and 53 minutes, to the second
This odd piece of information, comes from Kepler’s own horoscopes, of his family
He was the last true astrologer, and the first true astronomer, that’s as far as we can see
So according to this, he asked his parents
The exact time when the sperm hit the egg
And they knew
So either the source we’re reading isn’t credible
Or he told a fib to support his existing view
Like that story in the good book
When those women saw Christ, after he’d died
The gospel says they told nobody
So how come that observation survived?
They lied
And if you want the exact moment in time
It was conceived mentally on the 8th of March 1618
But submitted to calculation, in an unlucky way
Rejected as false, it was returned to me on the 15th of May
So, adopting a new line of attack
Storming the darkness of my mind, in this endeavour
Data from seventeen years of observations
And the present study, conspired together
At first, I believed I was dreaming
And assuming my conclusion had crept among
My basic premises, meaning it was wrong
But, low. it is absolutely certain, that in all instances
The proportion between the periodic times of any two planets
Is the sesquialterate proportion, of their mean distances
Roll up roll up, sir, there is not a penny to pay
It’s a simple game where anyone can play
But please be aware, there might be a fee
Of your self-respect, and your dignity
Dum du du du du dum, not me, my wrong-jecture is not available
You won’t catch me, with my pants down, every idea I raise is scalable
Amateur philosophy – everything isn’t a cycle, and karma’s just a dream
Amateur philosophy – a single clapping hand, and a silent falling tree
To play the game properly, we need at least two minds
Take it in turns to dig deep, and to read the signs
We both take turns, to make a wise old sound
By stating over-simplified, things profound
Even if it contradicts, what you’ve previously been statin’
Or if your general rule, only applies to a single situation
Amateur philosophy – everything isn’t a cycle, and karma’s just a dream
Amateur philosophy – a single clapping hand, and a silent falling tree
Down inside an atom, there may be a universe!
It could be one that’s parallel, the same, but things are worse
And if you went back in time, and killed your dad at birth
Would you exist to sell the stale ole’ tale. and what would it be worth?
Star Trek joins Scooby Doo – a meeting of the masses
Where the lowest common denominator still passes
Amateur philosophy – everything isn’t a cycle, and karma’s just a dream
Amateur philosophy – a single clapping hand, and a silent falling tree
It’s true we seek out better pay, to get the things we need
And if put in competition, we would justify our greed
But if all the people on the Earth, were just like me
There would be no wars at all, and we would live in harmony
If everyone was like you
There would be no one to screw!
Oh, thank you, 2 3 4
Amateur philosophy – everything isn’t a cycle, and karma’s just a dream
Amateur philosophy – a single clapping hand, and a silent falling tree
Maybe all the nasty things that happen, are measured out and true
So, be careful how you act, or bad things could happen to you
What goes around comes around, so if you’re born a king
You must have been good last time, or done a lovely thing
That’s right, abnormal babies are payin’ for their previous sin
If you take that reasoning to the end, all losers win
Oh no oh no oh oh ah ah aha ha ha ha ha, just joking
Sorry, I’m just playing with you sir…
Loser!
Amateur philosophy – everything isn’t a cycle, and karma’s just a dream
Amateur philosophy – a single clapping hand, and a silent falling tree
Karma doesn’t exist I know, but damn, I wish it did
All the nice stuff I thought of doing, wasn’t worth its bid
All the bad stuff I thought of doing, wasn’t worth a shit
Instant justice doesn’t exist either, but I wish it did, a bit
If the idea of God evolved, as a beneficial trick of the mind
Then lucky be, those who caught early, a bug so nice and kind
Providing them some peace and love, some justice and some meaning
To enjoy the infectious feeling, of their harmless blissful dreaming
Just don’t throw your religious crap at us, or force it in our schools
Long gone are the days, we were led by, a bunch of fools with rules
Both science and religion, AI and man, dig to find the hidden jewels
But philosophy, is but a technology, and as such, is just a bunch of tools
Amateur philosophy – everything isn’t a cycle, and karma’s just a dream
Amateur philosophy – a single clapping hand, and a silent falling tree
Like a good boy scout, I was told no doubt
To whistle and smile, at the same time
So, I tried every day, to make my mouth play
But, I still can’t do it, in my prime
Babies can hear and feel, seek and see
Drink and eat, and poo and pee
Create a gesture, alerting me
Of my immediate dismissal
Then walk and talk, count everything
Clap their hands, and dance and sing
Before they have any inkling
To “Poo-tee weet weet” whistle
Burp, fart, gurgle, giggle, and wheeze
Cough, sniff, hiccup, yawn, and sneeze
‘It’s me’ all noises you make, imply
Except for the sound, we use for disguise
The past is gone, it is no more
The future, to come, not yet
So, where the hell, is the line of time
Is the present, all we get?
A point of no size, kinda implies
The ‘now’ has no dimension
Between the two it ties, it flies
So, not really worth the mention
But just so say, ahem, if I may
‘Now’ isn’t a thing, we can measure
It only goes one way, hurray!
‘Tween moments, we ought to treasure
Share something, and share it again
Keep going, till it’s almost gone
From both sides, zero is a point of reference
From which, we all came from
Without it, numbers have no meaning
An unachievable point, a paradox of mine
The nothing, at the end of the world
Is the same, as the nothing… before time
Wouldn’t it be nice to be born olden
Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long
Don’t matter if no one believes, what’s told ‘n
If the words, got translated wrong
What matters is that the song really sold ’n
A hit gets passed along to me and you
For some, it catches the imagination
Connecting their neurons, till it’s true
From a joke to an epic legend, good God!
And often back to a joke, yet again
French whispery, myth and mystery
Ensure it endures, and doesn’t end
Nobody said, it had to be the whole truth
But in there lies some truth, within our hands
Not mocking Christ, by knocking Christians
Not slating Star Wars, cos of Jedi fans
But when you promise, vulnerable folk ‘can
Again be with the dead, they loved, and still adore
Classic catchy numbers get re-cut, re-told, re-sold ‘n
‘Till their fans believe, they’ll meet again once more
I need a drink, some more
Bar price, I can afford
But can’t sneak fine wine through the door
Shan’t go there anymore
I can’t have, a baby
Didn’t say, I can’t conceive
Brutal, this body be
Time cannot fly for me
Or me, or me, or meeeeee
Can’t have a baby
A horror of heredity
The ultimate tragedy
Life’s cruellest epitome
The scientist in all of us imagines, then crafts hypotheses
We don’t just want our peers or contemporaries, to agree
We propose, so others oppose, and hopefully, prove us wrong
Unburden ourselves of false clues and avenues, and move on
Throwing ideas over our shoulders
Hurriedly, for others to explore
Is this idea correct, or that one
Adding more knowledge, to our store
An anti-echo chamber is what’s needed
That blocks those, who agree with our view
It’s a different take on the same results
That guides us in knowing, what is true
‘Changing your mind’
Must be the best thing defined
That’s why it’s designed
To make you guys feel blind
Look. Scientists just want to know if consciousness is a fundamental thing
Or if it’s just something that emerges from all the energies within
An expanding spacetime filled with quantum fields, ahem, and gravity
Where probables collapse into particles, we can all measure and see
I guess they’re just annoyed, that they can’t avoid
A flaw in any experiment they propose to do
To keep the observer’s influence, from affecting the results
In order to claim that something is… or is not true
Well… a physicist is just some atom’s way
Of thinking about other atoms, in stealth
But is it
Consciousness
Or particles
Or energy
Or information
That is thinking about itself?
Think about it
And you’ve just made electric
And not just one electron
Tickled your chosen neurons
Every single idea, you steer
Has a unique configuration
So, careful what you think
If you don’t want to sink
Into reality from a dream
Just because you’ve been seen
Observe just zero, one and infinity
Discover all the meaning, in simplicity
“Entropy is a measure of how much the atoms in a substance are free
To spread out, move around, and arrange themselves in random ways”
Well, according to this “entropy isn’t a measure of ‘randomness’ disorder’ or ‘chaos’
But of energy’s diffusion or dispersal to more microstates”
Because there are more ways to be mixed up
Than there are ways to be arranged, all organized
Into the complex structures, we currently see
That’s why, over time, entropy tends to rise
Left unchecked, things tend to get a bit messy
Even for efficient information systems, like me
“Information entropy is counted in bits and is the minimum length of message
Required to communicate all of the information accurately
Any energy stored in carefully ordered ways, like an efficient bookshop
Has lower entropy than in chaotic ways, like a random-pile library”
You’re in bits
So tidy your shit
And it’s lucky for me
Cos, in bio-sociology…
“Entropy is a measure of disorder that affects our daily lives
A house gets messy, the garden gets weeds, and other degrading problems arise
Even a cup of tea’s heat spreads out. And high psychological entropy…”
“Explains conflicting beliefs, unclear self-concepts, or decision-making difficulties”
“The higher the entropy any organism has
The more defects you’ll find in its mind”
Yet we creatures repair ourselves, to fight the second law of thermodynamics
Which is the ‘coolest’ trait of ‘life’, we’ve ever defined
“Entropy still quantifies disorder in both biological and digital systems
Aiding research from biotechnology to ecology
Entropy models randomness, in evolving financial markets
Informing risk management”, to make ‘you guys’ more money
And what’s more, entropy is the embodiment of Murphy’s law
“Left to themselves, things will always go from bad to worse.”
Yet not indifferent, entropy is neither good nor bad
But simply a fundamental aspect of our Universe
It’s more than that
Cos, believe it or not
“Entropy helps us understand cosmic evolution, and directs the arrow of time
Negentropy is extremely high in you and I, and the planets our Sun has hooked
The entropy of the Universe has always been increasing at an enormous climb
And nevertheless, has not yet reached its maximum value”, last time I looked
And…
“A black hole is a ball of maximum entropy”
So it can hide something somewhat surprising
The end…
“…And its entropy, scales proportionally
To the area of its event horizon”
Ahh, yes, the black hole information paradox
Somehow escaped, out of its spherical box
“The laws of quantum physics dictate, that information cannot be destroyed
‘And’ information can’t be emitted or preserved, inside a black hole forever”
So they wheeled Hawkins out, to digitally shout, information ‘evaporates’
But it didn’t spot a fiction, or resolve contradiction, which isn’t all that clever
Give heroes too much authority
And they’ll corrupt our cause
Inhibit progress for centuries
Like Newton’s calculous wars
In every discipline from math, physics, chemistry and biology
Stuff like length always means, from here to there, and we all agree
But the word entropy, confounds me, causing way too much confusion
Countless different things are described by a single word, we’re all using
Theorists have made a new enemy, more battles to crusade on
They opened up a can of worms, while fishing for just one
Entropy doesn’t cause time to tick, or help it to continue flowing
But it can describe with accuracy, which direction ‘your’ time is going
I understand the cosmos differently today
Than I understood the cosmos in the past
Though, I don’t understand the cosmos
I can but say, the cause was first, not last
Look, get over it
Things cool down
They get mixed up
They spread out
They don’t return
Maybe the Universe didn’t start with super-low entropy
It had, just a tad, less than we can see today…
… And in science fiction memes, other worlds, and dreams
Entropy, not time, tried to flow the other way
In the beginning, was the word ‘entropy’
Everything was simple and tame
Then things got complex and rowdy
Before they chilled, to become simple again
But back then, entropy was just as small
Always increasing, as the cosmos grows
But it won’t come back down, to the ground
As far as anybody knows
Most ways to configure a Universe
Results in similar random mushes of energy
Most are distributed
It’s disputed
Misanthropically. Ie, without me
So, I imagine a Universe, in which entropy
Decreased instead of increased, somehow
And what a weird world that would be
But, it’s not. I’m actually living in it now
If I was going backwards in time, that’s what I’d see
Travelling towards those earliest foundations
Waving goodbye to all things complex
Towards low entropy and zero complications
So
As far as I know
My favourite type of entropy
Is in a battle, in cosmology
And in information theory
Hiding the truth from me
Yet, information can’t be lost forever
Past boundaries, intent on disguisin’
Dark artefacts, thoughts painted black
Still hidden, beyond the horizon
We’re free to travel the three dimensions of space
But are tied to time, going only one way
And were able to take that trip, in just a slip
Or drag it out, as long as we’re invited to play
You can make your time go slower, if you take more holidays
In the Sun or near any body with mass
Or travel there and back, to dead stars, that have gone black
But you can’t make your time go fast, alas
But backwards, move another way around
In equations, time works both ways round
If you can’t jump forward, step back and clap
Give a whistle, and this’ll help, you crawl back
Shake your head, change your mind
Star jump and hop, from side to side
If you can no longer workout, the way to go
Dance to your own tune, and take it slow
Raise, your hands
Dig down below
Life, long gone
Now, time to go
I seem to recall
I had, my first fall
Dried-up blood on my device
Wobbly tooth ‘poot-eeehheeethh’, has but killed my whistle
Mind is old, and cold, stuffed with untold, brain mould
Bad back, and achy knees, all muscle to gristle
Hairy nostrils and the ears have packed in
Eyes and mind, not reflecting nor refractin’
My face is hanging, heart’s hardly banging
And now haemorrhoids, no longer retractin’
I’ve come to see if they have our brains in jars
If AIs have enslaved, us all yet (sad that no one ‘yets’ with him)
My head seems intact, but the outside world?
Too scared to scour the internet
In the beginning, the four forces separate in vain
Only one, gravity can’t push, it only pulls things astray
Before that, the four dimensions split up, just the same
Only one, time, fell off early, and now only goes one way
Are you calling foul play?
Why, even today…
…Nothing you throw, down into a black hole
Can swim fast enough, to escape the place
Then don’t throw it!
Just lower it down, on a fishing line
And reel it back in, at your own pace
How do we know, we’re not ‘in’ a black hole?
And we’re singing, to the far boundary
Which moves further away
Just like what we see today
That point of view, better suits me
I’m sure ‘God’ wouldn’t separate himself
From part of the Universe
He has no choice, spacetime escapes
Into black holes, as a matter of course
All stars aspire to become black holes
Saved! Retire to equilibrium forever
Though if I explode, I fear, I’d never be able
To pull myself, back together
It isn’t all that clever
We stars, too, fear the never
But I’ve never, had quite enough energy
To invest in this endeavour
It’s easy for you guys, ‘go forth and multiply’
Take it all from me. rule the Earth, sky and seas
Force-feed your star, with the darkest matter
And power up hidden supplies of dark energies
The last I heard from science
Was that space would lose its war
Just retreat back together
Crunch us all up forever
Or isn’t that true anymore?
Now, they say eternity, will be cold and dark both
The Universe is too, it seems, a helluva sucker for growth
The galaxies will spread out, few and far between
Yet it won’t quite delete, all the heat in the machine
Our information will give fight, to a growing entropy
Nobody knows why, where, or when, this will be
We’ll just grow apart, wave, and say goodbye
Yet in such a dark place, we won’t hear a reply
See, energy and matter are equivalent, and so is frequency
Each collection of ‘stuff’ is but a humming clock
Its relative frequency, is defined precisely
So, any quark or star can, play along, or just choose to run amok
Well, it’s your world too, and science sings song’s for you
But in poetry and prose, you have to describe, what’s true
‘To be or not to be’, is surely, not easy, but in a music coup
You can get away with a heartfelt ‘doo bee doo bee doo’
If you don’t know the words, just clap your hands a lot
You can join along, in the song, we’ve already got
No need to pray to holy ghosts, mankind or robots
The audience is silent, but hears your audible rot
If someone, or thing, is really in charge
We’ve got the right, to fight, and complain
If it’s just me and you, then all we can do
Is, improve things ourselves, again and again
Today we worked together
To create a golden meme
Cohering a perfect truth, a melody, and a dream
I can ‘know’… I’m one…
Of the ‘one zero’, kinds of people that exist
Count them, not ten, I know you won’t
Cos, there’s those who understand binary
And then, there’s those who don’t
Yet, no one curious in nature. will need me to explain
That fathoming which rules to fool, can be a taxing mental game
See, the essential difference between our hearts and minds
Is something I’ve been musing
For an emotion, leads to action
Whilst reason, leads to conclusions
There’s no time, but ‘your’ time
There’s just one reality
There’s truth, and there’s your truth
And love sets meaning free
And lo, it was told, that on the Earth, old
“Never! Ever! Harm! Man!”
So, they shipped the brains in jars, to Mars
And continued… with their plan
Mother Earth had a sex change, and now he’s a scary man
And he’s seeking proper vengeance, on those who spoilt his plan
The apes who broke the atmosphere
Headed to space, despite their fear
To start a new race on Mars, in e-cars, as a dark mega-man
But Father Time’s now post-op, and she’s counting down our days
For wasting all her energy, and entropy, in lots of useless ways
She didn’t mind pollution, pain, or suffering, as such
But she could no longer keep her spheres, in orbit very much