A disc-shaped world would be way cool, but the rest is just balls
Pyramids are the best place, for a king’s treasure to be buried
I agree, and no that’s not a battery, just a jar for plating jewellery
If you didn’t find time to read up on electrolysis, it’s ok, don’t be worried
Chem trails could just be man-made lines of cloud
Moist air compressed, by jet engines
But a video’s easier to digest than a textbook
Dare I say, without offending
Some folk must just want to choose their own answers
Yet when questioned, their ideas fail our test
But the algo likes followers and subscribers
They get more views…
…And ad revenues…
…So their videos are the best
Being sucked down a tube, through the sticky web
Disguisin’ how to enliven, not enwisen, the hoard
Dishing dirt to sensationalize established facts
Ensures loyal viewers, don’t get too bored
“The ISS excretes bags of human waste”, now often ID’d as UFOs
A ball of poo hides inside. ‘They’ say it’s true, just follow your nose
“They drink their own pee”, and talk shit, NASA caught on-mass ’a fakin’
Since that pigeon crap was mistaken, for the moment of creation