Imagine you were on the surface…
Of a balloon that grew too much
Or pinched its flat rubber base
Pulled up, let go, and launch!
Picture all the forces…fields and laws…
That you could never see
Well, there’s no… better way…
To delight me
But…
‘Acts’ like a wave, and ‘acts’ like a particle
Oh yeah. that drives me up the wall
It’s a single thing, with both properties
Accept there’s no analogy, for what we should call a ‘wavicle’
That’s all
Ok, so….
Mapping each quantum object, to the macro world
Loses it’s essence, which is hard to retrieve
Talking shells and balls, and not orbitals
Just makes energy, harder to conceive
Black holes now wear, hats to hide their hair
But I’m too old to learn new signs and symbols
The torus was once a life ring, a doughnut
The hyperbole, horse saddle, is now a pringle
It’s just constant change, if constants change
Too much mind, to re-find, then rearrange
Wait for weights, that only wave, a probability
The standard model boat, kinda floats
But for me, lacks gravity
Add to that, that you cringe when folk sing
Words like fabric and building blocks, all day
You don’t like being retold, something…
You think you get. So you make it a cliché
Yet…
“New theory breaks science”, is simply AI clickbait addiction
Sure, but at least it gives a voice to bots, newbs and even fools
You should thank online science educators, for teaching us
All this stuff, I should have learned at school