Killer Kane

In high school, my form room was in rural science

Penned lonely lambs and orphaned piglets

Listening to Radio Four, next door, a’ squealing

 

Rows of jars of pickled baby animals

Broken hearts, mute organs and parts

You know… blood stains on the ceiling

 

By then, the discipline had gone into a spin

From science to stock-tech for farmers

Then splat, a wuzzle hit me, in my mind’s eye

We didn’t think meat fights would harm us

 

Well, kids will be kids, so whaddya expect

Already a fat veggie, I was the perfect… target

 

I still picture, that one fetal hedgehog by my desk

Prepared years before, for a dissection, empirical

Lil’ ‘Hoggy’, open eyes, stale pink feathery prickles

A pest, to detest, “NO SIR! That thing’s a bloody miracle!”

 

Detention! Good god! It’s not me who’s odd

“You’re unfit to teach kids… Killer’ Kane”

I smashed all the jars, into the sink

Liberated the spent souls, down the drain

 

Cruel man, I thought

Then cruel world, distraught

Time to abort?

But then a thought….

 

I chanced to monitor…

Ten thermometers

 

Temperatures rising, a thousand degrees

And I flee

His brandy flask, now orbiting with mercury

Straight through your body it will pass

Slicing your organs, taking your life

Out, through your ass

 

Our futures would have been completely different

Had I frozen, chilled, or just coldly played along

But I bottled it, and snuck back in

To hide the murderous flask…

 

But it… had already gone

 

In any other many world

That single, split-decision

Be it force-fed, or free-willed

Would have decommissioned all cognition

 

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