Humans are the most common…
And widespread species of primate
And are the last surviving species…
Of the genus Homo. Which ain’t great
Apes characterised by their hairlessness
Bipedalism and high intelligence
Which they did use, to trash their cruise
At the Milky Way’s expense
Sapiens, meaning ‘thinking man’
The other great apes, excluded
And not all hominids are hominins
Yet all hominins, bid they’re hominids
Oh, rolypoly, souly, mamilion
Forgive this specimen, of stellar civilian
Let his testament, be the argument
That alights, life’s insights, so brilliant
See, you’re all tuned randomly, to think differently
Which can’t have been an easy trait, to configure
Ensures a community, where no one truly, agrees
To harvest arguments of varying rigour