The will of God was very odd
His lawyer must have thought
‘I leave all I own, to my clones
And they can fight it out in court’
The funeral of God as well
Was a very strange event
The priest at least, had to feast
On cucumber sarnies during lent
The burial was just surreal
Gravediggers made half a hole
Squeezed father, son and ghosty in
But no room for a soul
The wake was just a piss take
Drunk guests, all wine-anointed
Only celebrities got through the gates
But it’s what he would have wanted