Kids with nought, turn naughty
Kids with some, have fun
Kids with it all, piss it up the wall
And I’m glad to say, I’ve joined em’
No work done, such a simple sum
Ensures all my time is deployable
For research and redevelopment
Of my status, as unemployable
See. I’m not lazy, or crazy, oh no
But my mind has too many places to go
And with limited time, mild poverty’s fine
Cos you’re a long time dead, without a dime, don’t you know?