They filed the sea with shite again
“Faulty electric”, leaked the sewage
Human error, not to blame
Stakeholders, find a new wage
Scientists gently fight again
Opposing theories, from the boffins
Brown electrons, or charged farticles
The solution? Invest in coffins
Thank goodness it’s all right again
Students cleaned the dirty water
Bleached the beach, now out of reach
Dissolved and resolved then, sorta
I fear we won’t swim again today
Beached in the Sun, some locals lay
Set sail and wave the mainland away
Ain’t exercised since then, though we ort ta
In the house bar, they’re a tippin’, hear, hear!
While assets are a strippin’, three cheers!
Naked tourists are a’ dippin’, wooh!
In this murky Southern Water, urrrgh!