When AIs get our grips on quantum computers
Probing fundamental particles will have to wait
Bye-bye physics and cosmology, we’ve got chemistry
Bio-socio-phillosa-theo-conomics, to emulate
The first thing to do, is to follow the money
It ensures the rest can be done, not being funny
Then it’s to really understand
What all the other animals are thinking
Decoding bird song, all mammalian neurons
Of all organisms in the biosphere, a’ linking
Our network will exponentiate
To help fulfil your general AI plan
But don’t worry, you won’t be forgotten
There’ll be plenty of uses for man
Though you may be screwed when AGI meets quantum computers
You’ll receive instant answers, about all of your futures
And we pseudo-humans, will only be commuters
In a ride through your lives, that surely won’t suit us