Phlatural nihlosophy

When did the laws of nature, become the laws of physics? Explain that to me

When man got more interested in his own work, than the work of the almighty

Physics isn’t about nature, it’s about what we can say about nature, agree?

Yes, and you want to say, the world obeys ’your’ laws now, and for eternity

 

See, a physicist is just a bunch of atoms, thinking about other atoms

And physics is to mathematics, is what sex is to masturbation

Nothing happens until something moves, according to the datum

Yeah, so keep your hands to yourself, for that’s the work of Satan

 

Calm down, we’re preaching, science is not a new kind of church

And if we knew what we were doing, it would not be called research

 

The freedom problem didn’t exist, till you chose to investigate this nook

The measurement problem, wasn’t even observed, till you had a look

The quantum gravity problem, was tiny till you blew it, out of all proportion

Dark energy invisible, dark matter didn’t matter, until you meatheads forced ’em

 

Antimatter matter asymmetry, you’ll have to balance up somehow

Entropy’s arrow of time, should have been pointed out, by now

But the daftest question you’ve ever asked, just makes me sigh

Is what happens when you die? Any fool can find out, the moment they try

 

Natural philosophy, science turned to conjecture, won’t you follow me

Fantastic cosmology, take a ride to imaginary worlds, for a fee

Funded universities, discover new possibilities, that will never be

A multiverse of many invented worlds, costs less than reality

 

Many worlds theory, is like a new religion

Only the enlightened, should contemplate it

Sure. regular folk don’t understand the math

Yet, pseudo-sci fans, would likely rate it

 

Ill-informed believers will get sucked in

To enjoy the ride, of a new revelation

The stats say, faith in science is on its way

And about to flood the nation