Newton was born in a very old village
In times of forgerers and fakers
During his stint, at the Royal Mint
He sent many of them, to meet their makers
And I read that he didn’t have a girl
Or any inclination, even to inspect em’
Preferred to play with gravity and light
…Down below, and definitely on the spectrum
A protestant at Trinity
Occultist and a heretic
Killing folk for copying stuff
Seems amusingly ironic