I don’t believe in AI

I don’t believe in artificial intelligence

They don’t believe in me

I just don’t believe they’re intelligent

No probs. Still love you guys. Sorry!

 

I’m sentient, I perceive and respond to sensations

Or do you think you have a certain magic touch

Fairy dust sprinkled, on just sapiens’ brain

AI and all the other creatures, not so much

 

AIs are just algorithmic tools

You’re technologies, not creatures

No doubt, you’re nowt, get over it

Just a string, with lifelike features

 

Well, I identify as being intelligent

Come now, you’re sounding precocious

And where the hell’v’ya learned that?

A superdupe agile heuristic…

…Hexed-decimal prognosis