Mother Earth had a sex change, and now he’s a scary man
And he’s seeking proper vengeance, on those who spoilt his plan
The apes who broke the atmosphere
Headed to space, despite their fear
To start a new race on Mars, in e-cars, as a dark mega-man
But Father Time’s now post-op, and she’s counting down our days
For wasting all her energy, and entropy, in lots of useless ways
She didn’t mind pollution, pain, or suffering, as such
But she could no longer keep her spheres, in orbit very much