Is it just me?
Or have you noticed recently…
Fundamental physicists seem to evangelize
To add new ranks of adherents. beneath ’em
Like a used pyramid salesman’s ponzi scheme
With no cash in the pot, for reimbursin’
Only the last ones in, will be the losers
So we’re racing to be let in, real quick
Incentivised to get newbs baptized
To preach our theory does the trick