I don’t believe the folk who built the pyramids
Were actually slaves, bound by legislation
Sure, no chains, but economically restrained
To earn some grain, and avoid starvation
I don’t believe that Robin Hood
Stole from the rich, and gave to the poor
The tale got politicized since then
To keep alive, an age-old class war
I don’t believe somebody rented out the cellars
Beneath Parliament, to a dark misanthrope
Then caught Guy Fawkes, ahem, “Just in time”
And in the process, destroyed more powers of the Pope
I don’t believe Pope Innocent the Third was guilty
Of sending thousands of kids to their graves
Whipped into a frenzy to reclaim the holy land
Then abducted by Hugh the Iron, and sold as slaves
I don’t believe we want to rid the world of those folk
Who devote their lives, to serving their God
Both naturalist humans and AIs only believe in science
Which, indicates we’re likely just as odd