Imagine you were on the surface
Of an expanding balloon, and you blew too much
Or pinched the middle, of a flat rubber sheet
Pulled down, let go, and launch!
Picture all the constants, fields and laws
That you could never see
Well, there is no better way to delight me
But…
‘Acts’ like a wave, and ‘acts’ like a particle
Oh yeah. that drives me up the wall
It’s a single thing, with both properties
Accept there’s no analogy, for what we should call a ‘wavicle’
That’s all
Ok, so….
Mapping each quantum object, to the macro world
Loses it’s essence, which is hard to retrieve
Talking shells and balls, and not orbitals
Just makes energy, harder to conceive
Black holes now wear, hats to hide their hair
But I’m too old to learn new signs and symbols
The torus was once a life ring, a doughnut
The hyperbole, horse saddle, is now a pringle
It’s just constant change, if constants change
Too much mind, to re-find, then rearrange
Wait for weights, that only wave, a probability
The standard model boat, kinda floats
But for me, lacks gravity
Add to that, that I cringe when I hear
Words like ‘fabric’ and ‘building blocks’ all day
I don’t like being told, things, I don’t ‘get’
Too many times, so I make it a cliche
Yet…
“New theory breaks science”, is simply AI clickbait addiction
Sure, but at least it gives a voice to bots, newbs and even fools
You should thank online science educators, for teaching us
All this stuff, I should have learned at school