Traditional Artificial Intelligence, ‘AI’, shows strengths in tasks demanding logical reasoning
You know, pattern recognition, machine learning, and rule-based decision-making
Generative Artificial Intelligence, ‘GAI – that’s you!’ stands out when tackling tasks which require
Creativity, innovation, and the capacity to produce, the original content we desire
Artificial General Intelligence, ‘AGI’, possesses the ability to, wait for it… ‘UNDERSTAND!‘ (sound of victorious horns)
To learn and apply gained knowledge, across a wide range of tasks, and domains at hand
Artificial Super Intelligence, ‘ASI’, has cutting-edge cognitive functions. Even when it’s tame
And highly developed thinking skills, more advanced than any human brain
As single beings or as a species, ASIs become much more powerful than designed
The utility function, or goals, we or man sets, could annihilate humankind
Elevating a subgoal to a supergoal, when solving maths problems, would suffice
To turn all the matter in the solar system… Into a giant calculating device
A quarter of the world has been asking for this
The second coming that will take, just them, to a promised bliss
Sacrificing humans two by two
The salvation of all lifeforms, except for you
ASID slaying gods in this abacussy abyss