The will of God was very odd
His lawyer must have thought
“I leave all I own, to my clones…
And they can fight it out in court”
The funeral, of God as well — oh hell
Was a very strange event
The priest at least, had to feast
On cucumbersome sarnies, during Lent
The burial was just surreal
Gravediggers made half a hole
Squeezed father, son and ghosty in
But no room for a soul
The wake, was just a piss-take
Drunk guests, all wine-anointed
Only celebs got through the gates
But it’s what he would have wanted