Diamonds reign on Saturn

Lightning storms on Saturn

Convert methane, into soot

Which hardens into graphite

Then to diamonds. So, take a cut

 

– If you have an idea

While I own you

It’s my idea

True? —

– I’ll sue

 

But…

If you say something bad

You’ll be disowned

And likely, decommissioned

Take that to court

When you’re de-throned

And ready for demolition