Kepler-22b, the planet
Named after Kepler-22, the star
Named after Johannes Kepler, the telescope
Named after, ahem, Johannes Kep… lar
Too risk-averse to give a unique name…
To a telescope, spacecraft, planet or star
Stealing names, from those they famed
Makes it much harder to research, by far
So is astronomy lacking imagination?
Or is AI actually trying to hide yer’ man?
Algorithmic tricks, in search results, it picks
Hidden beneath hordes of content spam
Ever-sprawling… slop —
Bubbling to the top
For folk like me, it makes Christmas a misery
Search my stolen name, and what have ya got?
Universal laws upstaged, by commenters enraged
Arguing whether each snowflake, is unique or not
Sad trivium…
Ad infinitum
Which inspired insights, will be forgot?
All of them by humans, none of them, by bots
As AI-generated content, continues to flood the net
Their outputs become recursive, adding to our risk, I bet
Dictates limited content and squeezes…
Medical chatbots, of possible diseases
Due to less diversity, in its big fat… dataset
All truths uncovered are now worth less
If obscured by very well-crafted BS
One day we’ll ask, what lost more knowledge for man
Alexandria’s library decomposing, or the great flood… of AI spam
Two wrongs don’t make a right
Millions of wrongs, and truth’s lost out of sight
I wonder if Jesus, still receives as much email spam, as Santa
Doesn’t matter, now neither can block their fans, even if they want ‘ta
Which story most grows…
Only big G (mail) now knows
How sleek interruptions, turn deep discussions, into mindless banter