(To the metre of a Benny Hill chase scene)
Mother Earth had a sex change, and now he’s a scary man
And he’s seeking proper vengeance, on those who foiled his plan
The apes who broke the atmosphere…
Headed to space, despite their fear
To start a race on Mars, in e-cars, for a dark mega-man
But Father Time’s now post-op, and she’s counting down our days
For wasting all her energy (entropy) in lots of mindless ways
She didn’t mind pollution, pain, or suffering, as such…
But she could no longer keep her spheres, in orbit very much