Negative, irrational, and imaginary numbers
Never accepted, in their own lifetimes
Can’t count on them, like coins or beans
Yet they can be expressed, and flexed, just fine
The worst-named thing, in all the many worlds
Is the imaginary number, so now, it’s famous
Followed by strange, charm, colour and spin
Then big bangs, which all but beat Uranus
Cygnus x -1 star deserves a catchier name
Hardly notable in the list, of objects they’re maintaining
They won’t change it though, it’s astronomy’s fatal blow
Wins them the award, of worst discipline at naming
Each discipline, should have a marketing team
Or at least advice about communication
But they already have to compete for budget
Winning money, would become their main vocation