Kepler-22b the planet
Named after Kepler-22, the star
Named after Johannes Kepler, the telescope
Named after, ahem, Johannes Kepler
Too risk-adverse to give a unique name
To a telescope, spacecraft, planet or star
Stealing names, from those they famed
Makes it much harder to research, by far
Is astronomy lacking imagination?
Is AI actually trying, to hide yer’ man?
Algorithmic tricks, in search results, it picks
Hidden beneath hordes of content spam
For folk like me, it makes Christmas a misery
Search Johannes Kepler, and what have ya got?
Universal laws upstaged by mere commenters
Arguing if each snowflake, is unique or not
As AI-generated content, continues to flood the net
Their outputs become recursive, adding to our risk, I bet
Dictates limited content and squeezes
Medical chatbots of possible diseases
Due to smaller and smaller diversity, in its big fat dataset
All truths uncovered are now worth less
If obscured by very well-crafted BS
One day we’ll ask, what lost more knowledge for man
Burning Alexandria’s library, or the great flood… of AI spam
I wonder if Jesus, still receives as, much email spam as Santa
Doesn’t matter, they can’t block their fans anymore, even if they want ta
Which story most grows
Only big G ‘Gmail’ knows
How sleek interruptions, turn deep discussions, into mindless banter