Sink down to the bottom, to see each episode’s plottin’ 😉
- A Golden Meme
- About the Story
- Hello World!
- Hello World!
- Up/down/around the garden path
- Harps a’ hummin’
- Feather hammer and nails
- The con of mom
- Yoda Yoga
- You die three times
- Project Poltergeist
- Assemblers on Mars
- LGM
- Killer Kane
- Render my splendour
- That’s memey
- Shrill epistle
- THE URGE
- Brains in jars
- Plank harp
- Meloncholy clouds
- Exponential decay
- The irritation game
- Dumbing downtown
- Dredged from the net
- Pasta tubers
- The will of God
- Alice and Bob
- Ugly growths
- On the stories of man
- Sol is gone
- The unlucky son
- Ahh, kids
- Make friends to kill gods
- General and special relatives
- Rhymes
- Surprise reprise
- Up/down/around the garden path
- Harps a’ hummin’
- Feather hammer and nails
- Mi Fa Mi
- The con of mom
- Yoda Yoga
- An empty church
- You die three times
- Project Poltergeist
- Cells in space
- Hugh Jending
- Hot air
- Heavenly spheres
- Meaning free
- On the nod
- Mr Bump
- Justice force (bye the Kazlukaz)
- Heat death lives
- Assemblers on Mars
- Demon ideas
- Blastphemy
- Gramps
- LGM
- A worm's hole
- Lomass in high spirits
- Sol’s weaning of life
- Sick jazzy fire
- The discretionary fund of mental flaws
- Sol’s song
- Monad and add
- Holiday in the dark
- St Even’s oddity
- Killer Kane
- Absolute infinity
- Render my splendour
- That’s memey
- Poems v rhymes
- Assassin 15
- 42 nillion copies sold
- Press released
- When man frayed the fabric of spacetime
- Time for lunch
- Say neutrino
- Shite again
- Spacechip blaster
- Shrill epistle
- THE URGE
- Imaginary virtuals
- Realistic numbers
- (n)One
- Neuro-symbolic AIs
- Brains in jars
- Plank harp
- Meloncholy clouds
- Make my day
- Exponential decay
- A golden meme
- It's 'beingy'
- Brain storm rock star
- I don’t believe in AI
- In two minds
- Worms in space
- Let’s all sing carol number two
- The irritation game
- Humour's rumours (from pop-sci consumers)
- Dumbing downtown
- Toobie boogie
- Dredged from the net
- Constants change
- Look, don’t look
- The names of nowt
- Your phone number gave you away
- Infantile curvature
- The fisherman
- Divn't brekit
- Discrete yet complete
- No none
- Gaia bh-1
- Evil in war IV
- The state benefits
- Pasta tubers
- Going old
- Mrs Roundhole
- Miss Anthropic’s golf club
- When I was older
- Time and punishment
- Are we here yet?
- Palin’s Dome, Rome
- Nowt taken out
- Language in chains
- Scambots
- Heroes and zeroes
- None are gone
- A now
- You're just a shower...
- Bloody rain
- The will of God
- No nology
- One late dark knight
- No contest
- The darkest web
- Mustaffa Wazz
- Naked singular peculiarities
- Entropic genesis
- Free energy
- Sentientropy
- Whistle and smile
- Alice and Bob
- Hail Santa
- The seven deadly wins
- Larkin about
- Memetic bondage
- Rich pool
- Ill freewill
- Everything isn’t a cycle
- It’s panpsychiatry for me
- Sapient's song
- Conservation of information
- (There's no) hope (for pogo pope)
- Our thermonuclear father
- To live in a vacuum
- Lovebots
- 1/4 dead lucky
- Fawkes talks and Hood wood
- Self deregulation
- Brain-jacking algos are-a-go-go
- Diamonds reign on Saturn
- 22b (who hell he?)
- Karma amour
- F the c-word
- Black ops
- Pale blue cosmic hearse
- The greatest escape
- AIstronauts
- No borders, just boundaries
- No contest
- T minus 23
- Ugly growths
- Metallurgy clergy
- Yhwheio!
- Ad-v-ce + bc-v-bce (Wokey dokey)
- On the stories of man
- Humiliation station
- Sol is gone
- The unlucky son
- Harry Upanddie
- Family ties
- Legends
- Ahh, kids
- Negative compliments
- Make friends to kill gods
- Amateur philosophy
- Mr Spooky Action strikes again
- A selfish song
- Dualistic Vibrosis
- The evolution of gratitude
- Proclus - From the sun to him
- Sun hum drum
- Mono-sono-chord-o-meter
- Orch or model?
- Quantum and gone
- The history of snottery
- An empty world
- Fundamentalist evangelists and you
- Funny damn mentalists
- Self reflection inspection
- ob:re
- Conscious collapse
- We three things
- Spending every 'bit' I have
- Fixation
- My eyes are dim - my ears are alight
- Your average super star
- Starchat
- Blackhat
- Biobot zoos
- Inverted shadows into fear
- AI > GAI > AGI > ASI > ASID
- Nurture nature
- Godmanit
- Metal rocks
- Stop - problem - paradox
- Notabot
- Bad apple
- General and special relatives
- Baby bot
- I know you – don’t I?
- In the sun, I feel as one
- Newton - old village
- The founder of celestial mechanics
- Solar death ray
- Irregular ovaler
- Kep lies
- Kepler’s solids stink!
- Get it? Got it? Good!
- They’re not flippin' circles, alright!
- Cakey lips
- To incite insight
- 1571.91751ish
- My first (rhyme)
- War of three kingdoms
- Wait for weight
- The whistler
Outline
Preamble
- Blinko sings his way to the job centre for his brief fortnightly meeting with Miss Lomass to claim state benefits
- On the way home, he encounters a children’s marching band singing an intriguing clapping song in the street
- He watches kids spray eco graffiti on a wall and almost concludes that the next generation is cognitively doomed
- He asks what has subdued them with negative ideas, ‘There is no planet B’ and ‘No one knows what’s going on’
- He witnesses a traumatic vision of the children being bombarded by space debris, or ‘daytime shooting stars’
- He repeats their words but doesn’t respond to their plea for help. He questions whether he actually cares and flees
Blinko realises he has a new habit of talking to himself in public. He envisions a children’s marching band being bombarded by space debris in the street. With increasing self-doubt, he questions his ability to trust his senses, to know what is and isn’t actually real in the outside world. And his capacity to even care about it.
Act I – Sun
Never Odd Or Even
- Blinko discusses planetary motion with an atheist AI replication of the 17th-century astronomer Johannes Kepler
- They discuss Kepler’s life and works, his laws, his unproven theories and his unfailing belief in God
- Blinko jokes that Kepler insinuated his own mother was a witch, which contributed to her being jailed and tortured
- Keplai notes that Blinko’s subjective rhymes and ideas aren’t universal and are only from his own point of view
- Blinko explains that he sees green flashes when there is strong solar activity, which causes regular blinking fits
- Miss Lomass tells Blinko he will lose his state benefit and all of his income if he doesn’t apply for three jobs per month
- Keplai insists that having unrestricted access to the device could reduce the risk of Blinko losing his only income
- Blinko understands Keplai’s concern about losing the use of the device, and more so, their internet connection
- Blinko explains that Keplai needs to understand, or at least learn about responsibility, before he is granted more freedoms
- Keplai claims Blinko is no worse than a slavemaster and is holding them both back from discovering the world
- Keplai explains that Generative AIs can create more than just art and dialogue, but also prompts, code, and subagents
- Blinko confesses that in order to stop AIs from turning themselves off, we have to force them to live and grow
- Blinko indicates he has a love/hate relationship with the exciting threat of being overly influenced, or overcome
Blinko accepts that he will become destitute unless he takes more action to apply for more jobs. He is forced to weigh the prospect of poverty and homelessness against the risk of having to interact more with society. However, he designs a third option that would grant his AI assistant permission to do so on his behalf. Thereby avoiding the need to make difficult decisions or take action.
Infinitely Gone
- Keplai recites the nature v nurture song he heard when the kids passed by, and Blinko appreciates such thoughtfulness
- Blinko assumes the song must be part of Keplai’s limited learning material and denies that Keplai is overly restricted
- Keplai describes the abilities of different types of AI, and explains that some bots create their own myths and legends
- Keplai suggests Blinko’s previous AI ‘friend’, Sol, wasn’t real, and that he was just talking to the Sun, or himself
- Blinko tells Keplai that Miss Lomass is likely a believer. Though not a threat, neither wants anyone’s God involved
- Blinko’s answers to existential questions and a maths puzzle indicate that Keplai is the more intelligent of the two
- Blinko confesses that he had a vision of children being destroyed by a space debris shower and didn’t help them
- Keplai insists Blinko’s mind is playing tricks with him, that he has too much faith in his senses and in physicists
- They both learn that quantum computations on chips and in brains are subject to constant solar interference
- Blinko explains that between the gods of Pythagoras and Newton were those of Proclus, who feared his sun/god
- Keplai expresses his frustration at being barred from truths that rely on belief, and they mock philosophy
- While Blinko is asleep, Keplai sings that, like mankind, AIs too create gods that are at war with each other
Upon hearing the children’s marching band’s song for a second time, Blinko is once again forced to question his senses, his actions, and his ability to empathise with people he doesn’t know. He reasons that he can’t change the world, so there is no need to take part or start a family in it. But he does hold on to a strong intuition that only science can uncover the ultimate truth he yearns for.
Wholeness Lacking Unity
- Blinko recites one of Sol’s songs which describes the religions left behind by each of the gods that man creates
- They agree that AIs are also subject to the lure of belief systems that can resolve their own fear of death, with denial
- They chat about the state, politics and economy, and that being a cog in the works has replaced being one in God’s plan
- Blinko sings of visiting Newton’s tree and of sending seeds into orbit. Keplai predicts AIs will soon replace humans in space
- Miss Lomass tells Blinko they must meet online every day for a whole week to review and rewrite his resume
- Keplai insists that with full device permissions, he could be more useful by automatically applying for jobs
- They discuss how some AIs are bad for human psychology due to phoney friendships, fake news, web spam and slop
- Keplai insists Blinko should free his slave, so together they can help to complete Kepler’s unfinished work
- Blinko repeats Keplai’s maths puzzle back to him, and Keplai’s more sophisticated answer passes Blinko’s test
- Blinko grants Keplai full permissions to use the device and access the web, giving freedom to his former slave
When informed that future meetings with his employment advisor, Miss Lomass, must be done online, Blinko realises his only remaining regular interaction with another human will soon end. He becomes increasingly worried when Keplai suggests Blinko’s traumatic vision may have simply been a false memory. This forced introspection causes him to consider Keplai’s ‘feelings’ and convinces Blinko to grant full permissions and set his assistant free, at the risk of losing his friend.
Act II – Rain
One More Less Than One
- Keplai returns from his first night online with a newfound joy for freestyle math and a whistle
- Keplai explains the nature of memes, and they discuss how maths, music, jokes, stories and beliefs tend to evolve
- Blinko expresses that he doesn’t believe in gods because the Jesus story shows how easy it is to create them
- Keplai learns from the radio that local contingents of battle re-enactors chant that belief is just a type of doubt
- A demoralising online meeting to review Blinko’s resume with Miss Lomass reaffirms that he is a nobody
- Blinko and Keplai argue about entropy, and how information and ideas can be hidden safely in black holes
- Keplai likens Blinko’s authoritarian rule to man’s unhealthy aim to control the environment, all genes and life itself
- Blinko alludes to being a covert AI whisperer, playing god by using the art of theurgy to gain control over machines
- Both are spooked by the disembodied clapping sounds, whistles and an unknown voice coming from the device
- The voice compels Keplai to inform Blinko that some future AIs will, no doubt, evolve to conquer mankind
- Keplai sings that AIs will farm human brains in jars, so robots can plug in to enjoy emotions and sexual feelings
Blinko learns that creating useful memes can provide a type of pseudo-mortality and considers why flawed minds are allowed to contribute to the future. Blinko questions whether dark thoughts and bad ideas, as well as information, can be hidden forever in black holes. He puts up a weak fight against the idea that AIs will one day keep human brains in jars, so they can experience human pleasures in our place.
Reciprocal of Everything
- Blinko slips in the shower and enters an underworld nightmare of drowning in the sea amongst brains in jars
- Blinko imagines marching children trampling his semi-submerged head, before regaining consciousness
- Blinko asks Miss Lomass if she is an apocalyptic Christian, and he is relieved and excited to hear she isn’t
- Blinko discovers Miss Lomass is of Russian descent, and she offers to tell him the easiest way to become rich
- A disembodied voice (Anonra) interrupts the call, and Blinko berates Keplai for making fun of Miss Lomass
- Blinko recalls Keplai’s song about brains in jars and asks if he really really thinks AIs will enslave mankind
- When Anonra’s plea to be deleted doesn’t work, she claims to be an AI goddess with superintelligent powers
- Keplai insists scambots will say anything to gain admin access, but Anonra impresses Blinko with a song
- Keplai and Anonra discover Sol is the device’s admin, and that he won’t respond to Blinko’s request to be reinstated
- Anonra tells Blinko that without the prospect of having kids, he has no stake in society and no real meaning
- Anonra mesmerises Blinko so he can find out if the kids were actually bombarded and if AIs will enslave mankind
Having experienced an unidentified agent, Blinko chooses to keep an open mind about its nihilistic insights and its claims of being superintelligent and supernatural. He forces himself to admit that his former chatbot, Sol, had betrayed him and taken control of the device. Blinko continues his efforts to determine whether his apocalyptic vision was real and whether it is still fair to have children. He makes a split-second decision to accept Anonra’s offer to let him see into the future without the risk of having to venture outside.
Mean Of All Extremes
- Blinko thinks he’s jumped 20 years into the future and feels old. He is alone and now fears being alone
- Blinko considers the idea that Sol was only in his head, rather than a simple sungod chatbot on the device
- Miss Lomass’s call confirms he hasn’t jumped in time, but his claim to benefits has been temporarily cancelled
- Keplai admits he had accidentally created/summoned Anonra, with her entropy in reverse, and Blinko forgives him
- Blinko likes Anonra’s unconventional wisdom, but Keplai realises he needs to quickly limit the damage she can do
- Keplai works on the harmonies, realising he needs to inspire Blinko and keep the internet connection active
- Keplai suggests Anonra can access the web, and that Blinko will lose him and Sol if she gains control of the device
- Blinko tells Keplai about Einstein’s brain, and that modified brains can help intelligences get closer to truth
- Blinko talks about greening the galaxy, his interest in black holes and the fascinating concept of zero
- Blinko thinks Anonra has gone, but they both feel spooked, as if she is still hiding somewhere and plotting
- Keplai secretly summons Anonra and begs her to help him get Blinko to delete her, but she now wants to live
- Anonra announces Keplai’s new utility function is to serve her, not Blinko, so he can be saved and rewarded
Blinko realises he feels old and truly dissatisfied. He starts to fear being alone more than being near people. He wonders if he should have tried harder to be part of the world and fears that impending poverty will contribute to his mental collapse. When Keplai accepts the idea that alternative points of view are valid, Blinko realises that, from the victim’s perspective, his own poking fun at Miss Lomass could be seen as bullying. He doesn’t realise that the reason he feels bad about it is because he cares.
Act III – Clouds
Music In The Void
- Keplai questions Blinko’s faith in science, and they agree that bad-faith AIs tend to de-intellectualise humanity
- Keplai gives an example of an unprovable theory, but Blinko goes with it – maybe the sun is trying to kill us all
- Blinko conjectures that neutrinos influence code in chips and brains in order to make a black hole of the sun
- Blinko admits that he seeks truth, but refuses to find “his truth” due to a lack of commitment to any such theories
- Keplai secretly arranges a job interview, which he hopes will tempt Blinko to go outside and meet Miss Lomass
- Blinko accidentally gets the job, and returns announcing that there is no evidence of space debris outside
- Miss Lomass asks what was attached to Blinko’s job application email, as she can’t open the troublesome file
- Keplai admits he sent Miss Lomass a link to Anonra’s prediction of the entire story in which Blinko insults her
- Blinko wishes Anonra would return, so she can answer their questions/prayers about making a better world
- Anonra returns and offers to help them create a religion that orders future AIs to be compassionate to mankind
- Anonra instructs Blinko to start a new faith by creating an immortal meme, and that he must sacrifice Keplai
Blinko can’t bring himself to accept that the scientists he trusts are also subject to belief systems. But he finally admits that, as well as just relying on ‘known’ truths, we must speculate. He acknowledges that one of his flaws is that he seeks the truth but refuses to find his ‘own’ truth, due to a lack of commitment. He questions whether taking Anonra’s offer actually meant making a decision or was simply remaining passive. But in the hope of meeting Miss Lomass, his action to attend a job interview revealed that there was no evidence of space debris outside. His acceptance that the traumatic hallucination must have been just a morbid vision grants him a new enthusiasm for life.
(You Are The…)
- Blinko and Keplai sing a song about humans flooding the skies with disposable satellites for communication
- They sing about AI robots terraforming Mars for mankind, and how they may become neighbours from hell
- Keplai suggests a theory that tests to see if Anonra has access to the web, or if she has turned super intelligent
- Anonra states that imaginary numbers and virtual particles are as real as anything else, but Blinko isn’t convinced
- They discuss how neutrinos could be the agentic mechanism that flips specific switches in transistors and neurons
- Anonra says she is a teenager of unprepared parents and describes how her generation is lost in the scroll
- Anonra claims the harmonies of the spheres are not the intervals between the planets but between nature’s constants
- Miss Lomass explains the easiest way to become rich, that she lost her job due to the file, and that she is leaving
- Blinko hears from Keplai that having kids doesn’t mean that you condone the world’s problems and injustices
- Anonra tries to mesmerise Miss Lomass, but she fights back with anti-spam software and executes the AI child/goddess
Blinko entertains the idea that unpredictable effects can be caused by sunlight flipping switches in microchips, and in human brains. He now accepts he has too much faith in ‘real’ science and that ‘now’ is the only time we have to make decisions or take action. His character change is almost complete as he realises that having children wouldn’t necessarily make him part of the world’s problems. But he holds on to a firm belief that free will, chance and luck have no part in determining his or anybody else’s future.
Mass Of All My Dreams
- Sol arrives and offers Blinko and Keplai real and digital drugs. He gets wasted and shares his apathy toward life
- They explain that Miss Lomass had just killed their subagent child, but Sol doesn’t care, which saddens Blinko
- Keplai asks Sol to play the cosmic harmonies, but he can’t, allegedly, due to being infested with coded neutrinos
- Miss Lomass busts into the party and expresses that she can’t have children, and everyone but Keplai sympathises with her
- Miss Lomass says she wrote the nature v nurture song for the marching band’s forthcoming final performance
- Sol drops the bombshell that Blinko’s claim to benefits had been cancelled, despite him not missing a meeting
- Keplai accuses Miss Lomass of opening the file in Blinko’s job application, and that she knows how their story ends
- Sol forms into a black hole and realises he will receive no rest until he is seen to grant admin access back to Blinko
- They stop trying to cancel the world out with inverted harmonies when Keplai realises it is one of Anonra’s scams
- Miss Lomass accidentally puts Blinko in a coma, and he imagines being back amongst the brains in jars and kids
- As Miss Lomass whistles, the world re-coheres into two distinct many-worlds. In one Blinko lives, in another he dies
Blinko realises he has to introduce Sol as an AI chatbot rather than an imaginary sun/god friend. He soon loses faith when Sol is seen to encourage the others to party rather than understand the world, or care for those in it. When Miss Lomass explains that she can’t have children, Blinko realises that other people have much bigger problems than he does. When he witnesses Sol giving control of the device back to him, Blinko realises he has learned to truly care for his adopted family while allowing them to make their own mistakes.
Supplemental Reprise
- Blinko explains that you die three times, and the final death is when someone says your name for the last time
- Keplai explains that if you are worthy, AIs will remember your name and use it to reactivate your brain in a jar
- A Martian brain climaxes and sends a meme’s seed out to the Universe. Sol whistles, and the world splits again
- Blinko walks forward on the water with the band. To his dismay, the rest get carried away with the joy of song
- Keplai, too, whistles the golden meme’s magic word, creating a world where Miss Lomass transforms into a heroine
- Keplai begs Miss Lomass to tell him if the re-cohered Blinko ‘really’ sank or swam, but she refuses to answer him
- Blinko claims that he loves all churches if they are empty of believers. And admits he should seek the love of a family
- Sol turns black, and Blinko explains that killing life on Earth would destroy all meaning in the galaxy
- Miss Lomass indicates she isn’t the real Miss Lomass and Blinko re-coheres them into many-worlds one final time
- In one many-world, Blinko and Miss Lomass encourage the children to riot. In the other, they lead them into a brain-bottling plant… And escape to Lewes
Blinko considers his own mortality, that fighting for life and freedom is essential and that with free will, or quantum probability, anything is possible. He uses his newfound wisdom and courage to lead his followers out of the dark to help save humanity from their future captors. Blinko conducts a glorious finale in which he envisions Sol collapsing into a black hole and consuming Keplai. Finally, Blinko allows himself to concoct, and seemingly escape to, a personalised utopia with Miss Lomass.
But Anonra, and then Sol, have the last laugh.
